I'm a simple girl with a li'l dream, of seeing her humble works in exquisite print, to share with all who feels for words, written with
an unsupressable urge. So indugle in my fantasies, and plow your way through my memories, greatly appreciated you will be,
if you can leave your comments here for me.


Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I Am Genghis Khunt

Took this super funny test and found out that I am Genghis Khunt - Random Brutal Sex Master. Haha. Quite hilarious. Check out my personality analysis below.


Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer



Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test
My profile name: berrynice

5 comments:

Nobody said...

Is the test accurate? What is written is that true??

Wow....

I no longer guest appearance liao... hahaha...

Anonymous said...

I am the Priss. =(

Whoever wrote it has an interesting sense of humour.

I love the description of yours...esp the line 'you make no apologies.

Chuckle

Richard said...

Well, I probably shouldn't be taking this test, but ...

I come up:

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

I am a little perturbed at the 'Brutal' descriptor - on the other hand, I do say what I think.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Haha that's funny. I am BRUTAL too....more than you in fact! :P

Anonymous said...

haha! im the The Slow Dancer!
dun believe, so went and did it 2 more times, vary those questions where can be either A or B one... end up one time the boy next door and den the slow dancer again.

looks like me and LaoNiang dun mix! hehe
maybe is the age difference. lol

shall make my 30 yr old friend try! see how much is a playboy is him!
interesting sia... i thought i already promote to master liao, end up me still a newbie...still blur sotong.
hey!at least i can still claim to be innocent OK!