I'm a simple girl with a li'l dream, of seeing her humble works in exquisite print, to share with all who feels for words, written with
an unsupressable urge. So indugle in my fantasies, and plow your way through my memories, greatly appreciated you will be,
if you can leave your comments here for me.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I Am Lucy Liu

I stumbled across this FaceAnalyzer website and thought it was pretty interesting. According to the website, it uses the state of the art facial recognition technology + evolutionary psychology+ a patented process which correlates facial characteristics to personality traits.

Interesting mumbo jumbo - but pretty accurate. Here's mine:

To summarize, the analysis revealed that:

- I am very intelligent (don't we all know about that! haha...)
- I have very low gay factor (told you guys I am super horny and straight already!)
- I am rated low on promiscuity (how foolishly faithful I am?)

Personality Profile:

You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You don't particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle.

You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions. You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear.

You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you.

You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.


non-prude said...

Elvina, actually you are prettier than her. Her eyes too small and face too long. I will choose you over her anytime.

(Let's see what Jade will react to my blatant "flirting". Will he become so agitated and act as the "in-bewteen" again?)

Bee said...

interesting analyzer... but i have 5 different results for 5 photos submitted.... international look la. i think the analyzer went crazy with my kind of look...hehe

Peacekeeper, Starlandliu said...

So now I understand why non-prude was chasing after tan's comment box. It is because prude had fallen in her likes.

Is it? If you want to make tan to like you, then you must stop proud from talking bad about poor Englisher here.

I know that English is a pain to me but at least I can write, read and speak. Can you English cum Chinese or other races done that on your own MT language?

A woman like a man that is peace-maker, board-minded, generous, brave, long-sighted, caring, corcerns, intelligent, rich and powerful. How much you have done that?

Lastly, stop insulting my poor English.
If you can done 100% super in your English and MT....come and find me again, pal.

Why is Society contains so much Triple S(strange, shame and selfish) people?

What I said here is true.
If you come back with a flock of comments, means that you are thick skinned.

Is this call adult world?

If a 15 years old kid like me can figure out what is self-discipline?

Why can't you Responsible and Thinking Adult think of it?

non-prude said...

> you must stop proud from talking bad about poor Englisher here.

I am NOT the one who talk about your poor english. I have NEVER talk anything about you before. You got the WRONG person.

> If you can done 100% super in your English and MT....come and find me again, pal.

A1 in Chinese at 'O' and 'AO' level, A2 in GP. Is that good enough for you? BUT, you got the wrong guy!!! I was not the one who insulted your poor english! Shen Jing Bing!

non-prude said...

starlandliu, I have NEVER commented about your english before, but since you anyhow involve me, and I happen to be in a good mood today, let me give you a piece of good advice (serious, not being sarcastic): GO AND GET YOURSELF A GOOD ENGLISH GRAMMER BOOK. Singapore is teaching English the wrong way i.e. the first language way. In USA and Britain, those kids don't need to learn grammer because they speak English from birth. By the time they are 5 year old, they already know when to use present tense and past tense automatically, without the need to study grammer formally. Stupid curriculum developer at MOE decide to follow the west blindly and teach English this way, without realising that in Singapore, English is not our mother tongue! We need to learn it the way people learn a foreign language i.e. the grammer. I am fortunate enough to have a teacher from the "old-school" who believe in teaching us grammer -- way beyond what the MOE-dictated syllabus require. My whole class benefited from her extra coaching. That's how I ended up with an A2 in GP. If you want to improve your English, you should do that. Just go to any bookshop and see if you can find one. If not, the internet should have. They will teach you things like "he wrote that he ____ (had/has) eaten..." and teach you why you should use "had" instead of "has" etc. In Britain, kids know that automatically without needing to learn it formally. It is wrong for MOE to think that we can be like that too.

Now, THIS is the first time I am commenting on your English and I am trying to be helpful, unlike those who merely insulted you. In the PAST, I did NOT make a single comment. Dont get the wrong guy.

Jade Falcon Elite said...

Hotel Solace opens its doors to many types of guests. Recently it has attracted 2 anonymous characters. I take it as since they enjoy Hotel Solace's great service, and that they are "attracted" to the beauty and character of Hotel Solace itself, then there is little need for me to be around. Its time to move on. Dun wanna waste my time making useless banter with pricks.

Starlandliu, its my turn to move on this time. When ur exams r finished, set up ur blog. See u at Pool Haven if u wanna play.

Hotel Solace, have fun with your "new" guests. Ur new friends will shield u from now on. Guess I dun need to prove anything. U know me best. I am moving on. For my own sake. For their sake too. Will not be coming here. Need to fly away. This Hotel is no longer suitable for me.

De-link my blog.

non-prude said...

> since they enjoy Hotel Solace's great service, and that they are "attracted" to the beauty and character of Hotel Solace itself, then there is little need for me to be around

Huh? you mean only you can be "attracted" and that if other people become "attracted" (whatever that means), then there is little need for you to be around?!?!?!?!?!?!? What childishness is this?!?!?

> Hotel Solace, have fun with your "new" guests.

har? You are showing hands (poker terminlogy) and forcing an ultimatum: "It's me or them. You want which one"? Is that what your comment is about?

> Ur new friends will shield u from now on.

shield what?!? Until now, still talk about shielding! Wah Piang! Who need to be shielded? and why? I don't see Blinkymummy needing to be shielded? Neither does XiaXue? Or any other woman blogger. Please lah! No need a jaga to stand in front of the hotel!

Hey, brudder, what I did was to make some sarcastic remarks about you because I cannot stand your style of "shielding" etc. I certainly hope you are not taking it personally, but if you do, then I apologise for breaking your fragile ego. It was unintended. I assumed you can take some online bashing for what it is: online and virtual. (You may disagree. But in real life, I am quite a nice person who keeps my opinion of christianity and
"shielders" to myself. hahaha)

Or is it that when another fellow (who is NOT me) start commenting too, you realise that I was not the only one and that's the straw that broke the camel's back? Relax lah! No need to take life so seriously, u know? Close up your computer and I am gone... (and if you ever see me in real-life, you wont even know that I am "that guy").

Good day

Bee said...

Aiyo... why the commnets go off-track from elvina's post again? Why can't you guys respect her blog/posts and stop using her blog as a verbal 'war zone'? I hope we can put religion issues aside and start living as good 'neighbours' or friends and be more matured in respecting each others' rights w/o insult.

JF said: "This Hotel is no longer suitable for me. De-link my blog."

Not again? I think there is no need to exit because of what others said if u really care for Elvina. Just ignore all inappropriate comments to the posts and share your own thoughts about Elvina's posts. As for me, I have a mental 'spam filter'... so u see hardly respond to comments that are off-track or obviously there just to provoke 'war'. Also I ignore comments from those w/o a fixed nick/name. But again, the decision is yours.

Elvina, I hope all is well with you. I say it again... 'run' if it is necessary... occasional retreat is good for your soul and body. If u need to 'run', do let me know, I'll suport u. Take care.

Peacekeeper, Starlandliu said...

I hope you are a non-prude as to filter out proud and prude.

The person who I pointed out yesterday is, prude and proud.

Because the name is too close, so I will take you as prude as well.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

JF: In earlier blog comments, you were actually enjoying their "antics". All of a sudden, in this blog, you ask for a de-link and announced that your permanent departure.

I have nothing else to say. Fly if you want. Not the first time anyway.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

i am so sick in the stomach I cannot even type properly. pardon the grammatical mistakes prude, non-prude whatever.

Starlandliu said...

Ok, now jade is leaving.

Guess I have to leave too...

Very sick and tired playing games with them.

Finally can take a peaceful rest.


Anonymous said...

Actually I think the bird brain aka dust brain(not pea brain anymore) had trespassed Hotel Solace for too long. It's not that Hotel Solace doesn't suit you, you just consider Hotel Solace as a place to chill out when you feel bored and lonely. Perhaps you should leave Hotel Solace if you don't have feelings for this hotel, your suggestion of delinking your blog would be a better option. Why bother to hold on to the door of Hotel Solace if you don't even have the heart to stay there right?Stop taking this opportunity to break that glass door of Hotel Solace and just run off after vandalising it.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Running away is so distinctive of some people. Anyway, this is Hotel Solace. I have been reminded many times that THAT is what a HOTEL is all about - people come and GO. They don't - and won't stay long.

Or rather, these guests don't feel that Hotel Solace is worth staying for a long period.

Well said anonymous. Hotel Solace is indeed badly vandalised and broken, but it will still remain open for those who cherish its presence.

Bee said...

Elvina said: "Hotel Solace is indeed badly vandalised and broken"

pls don't make me cry again. :'( *hugz*

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Aiya no need to cry la. Don be silly.

We should always learn to let go of the things we are afraid of losing.

Bee said...

I cried not because of those who left or are leaving but because you were hurt (Hotel Solace is indeed badly vandalised and broken). Hope u will have a brand new 'building' soon.

Teck Guan said...

Will never try that... Hahaha...

Sounds funny to me to let a computer do my photos to tell who I am. :D