This should be Hotel Solace's most interesting post to date.
Allow me to introduce a very special friend of mine - Cheryll. She is one of the sweetest girls I have ever known, both inside and outside.
I can be quite gruff and blunt, whilst she's the exact opposite. While I laugh heartily, she giggles. While I am extremely verbal with sexual jokes, she turns as red as a tomato, but enjoys the joke nonetheless. While I am strong headed and confident, she is modest and awfully sincere. While I am cynical and assertive, she is very giving and tolerant.
In short, she's really one cute babe. It is a wonder we can even click, and very well in fact.
Now for the wonderful news. She is single and very available. Though I strongly believe she would have no problems getting a date, but as her good girl buddy, I feel that I have a responsibility in helping her screen the guys.
With her blessings, I was 'appointed' her personal marketing agent. Hence my blog became the most perfect channel to start the quest for a perfect Valentine's Day date.
After many rounds of brainstorming and close-door boardroom discussions, we have shortlisted the following criteria to snare the perfect date:
- Someone who can connect with her intellectually
- Pleasant looking
- Makes her laugh; someone with a sense of humour
- Good tempered
- Preferably someone who drives (cos she stays quite out of the way)
- Financially stable
- Level of Horniness - 8/10
- Romanticism will be a BIG plus
* Mummies' boys are not eligible to apply
If you like what you have read so far, do drop her an email (preferably with your recent photo too!) at email@example.com. I have been promoting my blog readers aggressively to her, telling her what a wonderful bunch of guys all of you have been - and most importantly, a huge percentage of Hotel Solace guests are SINGLE!
So no harm making one more friend right? What's more - she's not only single, she's also incredibly cute, awfully sweet and absolutely adorable!
Just to reiterate - she may be single and available, but she's definitely NOT desperate. She's just such a dear friend to me that I make it my grand mission to help fix her up with a wonderful and fun date for Valentine's! Otherwise, given her shy nature, she will simply spend a romantic day lazing at home - and what a WASTE will that be!
What are you waiting for?
"Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever."