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Friday, February 02, 2007

Guts & Balls

Artwork by ~pupazzoso

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would imagine having balls would result in a much more horrific death involving the said bodily part and sharp implements

Iceman said...

Wah. Your artwork is quite scary. But at least the wife's sword is stabbing the heart, not some other part of the male anatomy ...

Midorinosora said...

hahaha that was funny. "..are you flying somewhere?" indeed.

Anonymous said...

One case you just DIE....

The other...
You DIE and you BURN..

NJS said...

From the examples, there isn't a stark difference between having guts or having balls.

But reminds me of an example of having balls:-

James bond in Royale Casino, when tied to the chair stark naked. Being wham at his balls and can still laugh at his tormentor. That's having balls. Literally.

Frodo Baggins said...

OK Elvina....

Who stepped on your tail AGAIN??

hee hee

Mickell said...

Balls to all male chauvinist pigs.

Whiskoffee said...

Wahahahahahahaha!