I'm a simple girl with a li'l dream, of seeing her humble works in exquisite print, to share with all who feels for words, written with
an unsupressable urge. So indugle in my fantasies, and plow your way through my memories, greatly appreciated you will be,
if you can leave your comments here for me.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Je t'aime

Artwork by ~runversaillies

Sometimes people amaze me with what they come up with. Maybe I am ignorant or plain naive. I thought gadgets are created primarily to improve one's life, make things better, faster, easier.

Some jokers in this world obviously took this definition to a much higher level and gave us new toys that serve their intended purposes, in a kind of warped way.

Fretting about what to get your man this Valentine's? Check this out.

1. Gentleman's Ball Scratcher

For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave...

This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.

2. Face Arse Scented Soap

Now that's an idea! You SHOULD really be using a separate soap for your arse.

3. Inflatable Wife

Fancy a wife in a happy meal box? The inflatable wife is a low maintenance partner for a stress free and easy life. Blow her up and she's yours - forever. Until she bursts, that is.

4. Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game

For the Golfer who just can’t get enough –Introducing the toilet-time game for the avid golfer Lets you practice your putting on the loo! If your a golfer who can't get enough practice time, then potty putter is for you.Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before.

The potty putter comes complete with a mini putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a Cup with a Flag, 2x Golf Balls, a Putter and a 'do not disturb' door hanger.

Potty putter makes a great gift item for the devouted golfer and for those looking to improve their putting while they are potting in the loo.

So - what will you be doing on V-day?


Midorinosora said...

I'll probably be home getting goosebumps hearing those judges' hair-raising comments in The Dance Floor. Heh.

auratia said...

I'll be friggin working that night... don't think i'll be missing anything tho... i can never understand the hoo-haa for 1 day out of a year anyway... its the other 364 days as well...
the bf knows that... :)

chaosm said...

Hey, no gift idea for my wife?
Or I should just get her to drop by your hotel.

Elvina aka LaoNiang said...

Midorinosora: Wah your name is very long! Anyway, precisely that show is hair raising, that's why I think I shall give it a pass and watch HBO instead! It's Oscar month this Feb on HBO and I am just swamped with too many ex-Oscar nominated movies on air. :)

Auratia: ALL bfs should know that! haha... I personally feel that V-Day is overrated, over commercialised and particularly in Singapore, over exploited by commercial entities who are just too eager to sell the meaning of love in cans, packets, food, clothes, hotels, vacations to Valentine's Day suckers.

So ya, every day for me SHOULD be a Valentine's Day.

Chaosm: Wives are difficult to buy for if you do not know what they like. Like what I have said in my previous posts, don't buy her roses if she loves cactus, don't get her chocolates if she does not have a sweet tooth.

The best thing a man can get for a woman is something that can touch her heart.

Like you running in the rain, queuing eight hours for her favourite chicken pie at an isolated shop in the suburbs or something like that.

Cavalock said...

seriously, i haven't got anything planned...kinda hard anyway since i'm still...geez, i'll be lucky if i don't have to work late in the first place.

Whiskoffee said...


Are thiese things sold in S'pore too? ~sinister grinz~

Shining Knight said...

V.day is Over-rated for a reason...

And it's the same reason you read in Love novels, The knight in Shining armour syndrome, where men give their lives up for women, fighting Dragons and monsters to save their Damsel in distress. Either that,a lvl 40 trying to beat Lvl 99 ORC to save somoneone on WOW...

Because Loving someone is to adorn that special person with Extrvagance.

Look back on how many have knocked and died at your doorstep. I think you will catch the pattern... hee hee

chaosm said...

Touch her heart?
Haha...ok. I will volunteer to tuck my baby in bed on Valentine's Day. I will wash the clothes and wash the dishes. And I will make her a cup of milo.

Little fish said...

I think the ball scratcher is to allow the discrete gentleman to scratch his balls without having to stick his hand into his trousers.