I lifted this off Merv's site and thought it was an extremely entertaining meme.
I AM: Elvina da Great
I WANT: "World Peace"
I WISH: That everything I wish for will come true
I HATE: Hypocrisy
I MISS: Sucking my thumb
I FEAR: Myself
I HEAR: Good stuff about my blog
I WONDER: If I got too much time on my hands
I REGRET: Nothing
I AM NOT: Your Mother
I DANCE: When I am Freaking Drunk
I SING: When I am sad
I CRY: When smoke gets in my eye
I AM NOT ALWAYS: Digging my nose
I WRITE: Because I can, and because I love to
I CONFUSE: Whever I cannot Convince
I NEED: A minimum donation of USD100 from everyone who reads this blog
I SHOULD: Try waxing one day
I START: Something
I FINISH: Nothing
I LOVE: ALL who worship this blog
I REMEMBER: ALL who don't
I TAG: Whoever who laid eyes on this.