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Friday, June 15, 2007

Got this in my email today...

I should be feeling cheesed off, but on the contrary, i found it really amusing. Made me smile at least.... =)

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This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls.

10 comments:

Cavalock said...

nah, i could never figure out the mar and venus thing either.

take it easy.

Richard said...

Touche.

Or one might say the shoe is on the other foot (only in this case, she doesn't get the shoes).

Tan Kok Seng said...

That's pretty funny. I can't imagine the girl not knowing what was going to happen next.

They're certainly not meant for each other.

NJS said...

hmmm...

So the battle of the sexes... is truly a battle.

IMHO, the guy did made a point in this senerio. But its just another lose lose situation. Its a give and take.

Like the guy who had the right of way, but din live to see another day...

yi-chian shie said...

do u know i am what i am
i like that

Whiskoffee said...

whoa! powerful email huh...

Whiskoffee said...

i shall repost this... =)

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woman can buy their own stuff with their own money but where can the man get the sex from, if not from "commercial, off-the-shelf" sources?

Not fair!!!

...but if the woman have sex only after being bought stuff she likes, what's the different between that and a "working girl"?

merryfeet* said...

I think:

1. The man is plain childish to "get back" at the girlfriend.

2. He's a jerk. I doubt the woman didn't know she was being bought into a sexual transaction for that night. Anyhow, she'd just have been as happy if he simply stayed at home and spent the time together.

2. For females, money don't really matter for the sex that they want to have with the man they are in a real r/s with. She would have been touched by the fact that he spent the day with her.

4. Girl is insensitive too.

5. He's s jerk. Better for the dump. (= and stupid too. What a way to spend a day on leave.

Whiskoffee said...

no more updates?